In the game's files is a rather nasty message to pirates:

Well, well, well. What can I write in this sector ?
I could tell you nosy sods to bugger off.
Hmmm, OK then ... BUGGER OFF YOU NOSY SODS !!!!!!!!

Copy this disk and your knob will fall off.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Don't come running to me with your meat and two veg !

I was only joking - honest ....
BYE BYE. See you on the next game"
Contributed by GamerBen144